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The Biggest Liar of them All

David Horowitz has a nice, concise wrap up of the DNC's week of putting on a false front.

Now we can understand why Democrats spent the last year attacking the President as someone who lied to take America into an unnecessary war and destroy brave young American lives for his corporate friends in Texas. They did it to disarm and anesthetize us, to deconstruct the very idea of what truth is or what a fact is or what is is -- and prepare us for the most shameless charade in political memory, the phoniest convention for the phoniest party ever to mount an American electoral stage.

In Boston the Democrats -- the party of Al Sharpton, Jimmy Carter, Teddy Kennedy and Michael Moore -- presented themselves as the party of patriotism and military glory and American military strength, and John Kerry as a man whose life has been one long preparation to be commander-in-chief. "I am John Kerry," he saluted his audience to begin his convention speech, "reporting for duty." Pardon me while I hurl. This is a man who came back from Vietnam to stab not only his country but his comrades-in-arms in the back. This is a man who to this very day has an honored place in the Communist enemy's "War Crimes Museum" -- that's American war crimes. This is a party and a wannabe commander in chief that has clamored and voted to oppose America's wars in Vietnam, the Persian Gulf and in Iraq. This is a party and a commander in chief that lent comfort and aid to Communist dictators in Central America during the last years of the Cold War and nearly brought the Reagan presidency down for attempting to oppose the Communist tide.

This is a man and a party that voted to cut America's military and its intelligence services year after year, a man and a party who refused to institute the security measures that would have prevented 9/11. And this is a man and a party that has sabotaged the war on terror since the day Baghdad was liberated, that has embraced the reprehensible traitor Michael Moore, and the antiwar left of the Dean campaign, that has spread monstrous lies about its commander in chief and and in doing so undermined the nation's credibility and defenses. If another terrorist state were to become a threatening nuclear force (Iran comes immediately to mind) what American president can now face that enemy down with a credible military threat?

This is a party that from the beginning to the end of its convention pretended to be what it is not. And that is because it fears that American people already know what it is.

Where is Kerry's World War II footage?

Given the fact that footage used in Lurch's "Saving Private Lurch" movie was (allegedly) re-inacted and staged just for this moment, a friend has posed the question: where is the footage of his military service in World War II? I think it's an excellent question!

Apparently there were some technical snafus last night at CNN.

For any of you wondering if I watched Lurch vomit forth his "I'm reporting for duty" claptrap last night, the answer is no. I watched an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD instead. I would have happily stared at the wall for 55 minutes rather than listen to the left's anti-war war hero bleat like a damn goat.


How has John Stossel not been fired by ABC yet?

ABC's John Stossel, in an apparent homage to Nell Carter, says "Gimme a Break" to John-Boy Edwards and the rest of his contemptable trial lawyer ilk.

Vice presidential candidate Edwards made millions of dollars by doing good, say his supporters.

He was a personal injury lawyer who punished bad doctors and was awarded money for those who were victims of malpractice. He won't give the total of how much money he made doing that, but in just the four years before he became a senator, he made over $26 million.

Lawyers were the biggest contributors to his presidential campaign, and now they've become the biggest givers to the Democratic Party — bigger than labor unions, corporations — bigger than anybody.

Trial lawyers comprise one of the most powerful professions in America, yet we rarely hear about the unintended consequences of what they do, and how the lawsuits they pursue impact our lives.

What Stossel assumes - and in my opinion, incorrectly - is that the consequences are unintended. It's not so much that they're unintended - they're simply ignored. The only thing that shysters like Edwards (and Dickie Scruggs - who Stossel also notes made $1 BILLION off of suing big bad tobacco) care about is the truckloads of money that pull up at their doors after a successful case.

And how have lawyers like Edwards helped to take a dump on the health care system?

"That fear (litigation) is always there," said obstetrics professor Dr. Edgar Mandeville. "Everybody walks in mortal fear of being sued."

The Department of Health and Human Services found doctors order painful tests they consider unnecessary, for fear of being sued. And the majority of doctors say they recommended invasive procedures more often than they believed were medically necessary in an effort to prevent potential litigation.

I asked Scruggs if he thought that was accurate, and he said, "That's probably true … but why do they do it? … They make more money, the more they do."

But the doctors say it's because of fear of the lawyers.

"Well I would say that too, if I were gouging someone and wanted to get away with it and blame it on somebody else," said Scruggs.

Sounds like a typical bastard. Speaking of bastards, how about Edwards' $26 million plus profit from suing doctors for cerebral palsy based on junk science?

Vice presidential candidate Edwards made millions suing doctors and hospitals on behalf of people whose children had been born with cerebral palsy.

Cerebral palsy is a central nervous system defect that makes it hard for people to control their muscles. At the time of Edwards' cases, the defect was often said to be caused by a lack of oxygen to the baby's brain during delivery. Edwards and other lawyers have argued that if the doctor involved had only done a Caesarean section, the child's cerebral palsy could have been prevented.

He won a record verdict in a cerebral palsy case after he told the jury he was speaking for the injured infant, in the womb. He was very convincing and the jury awarded his clients over $6 million. Scruggs told me, "Wouldn't you want your lawyer to be just as clever and just as effective?"

One thing doctors may have learned from these kinds of cases was to do more C-sections. The procedure is more common today for many reasons, including scheduling convenience, but doctors say fear of a cerebral palsy lawsuit has had a big impact.

Since 1970 C-sections have gone from 6 percent of all births to 26 percent. "And there has not been one small decrease in the cerebral palsy rate across the board," said Mandeville.

As I posted earlier this month - the fact that Edwards pretended to channel an unborn baby while talking to the jury only reinforces the fact that he's an absolute scumbag.

While Stossel doesn't mention Edwwards' ability to speak to the unborn and relay their messages to juries, he does point out the ways in which these trial lawyers cost us all money - and impact our safety. I don't know how he's managed to keep a job at ABC.

You've got to be kidding.

Woman arrested, cuffed for eating candy.

You would really think that, in a crime-ridden shithole like Washington D.C. (and I'm not just talking about the politicians & lobbyists), the cops - even the transit cops - would have something better to do. Sounds like this rent-a-cop made it too far up the ladder for his own good.

"If she had stopped eating, it would have been the end of it and if she had just stopped for the issuance of a citation, she never would have been locked up," Transit Police Chief Polly Hanson said Thursday.

Metrorail has been criticized in the past for heavy-handed enforcement of the eating ban. In 2000, a police officer handcuffed a 12-year-old girl for eating a french fry on a subway platform.

In 2002, one of their officers ticketed a wheelchair-bound cerebral palsy patient for cursing when he was unable to find a working elevator to leave a station. Unflattering publicity eventually led the police to void the ticket.

Willett was the second person arrested this year for eating or drinking, Hanson said. In addition, police have issued 58 tickets and given more than 300 written warnings.

You have to wonder what type of little Napoleon is in charge of the D.C. transit cops.

Thanks to E.N. for the tip

Death penalty? Not in California.

Dad pushes daughter off cliff in order to avoid paying child support.

If there were any true justice in this world, this guy would be either pushed off the same cliff to his death, or simply beaten to death by an angry mob. However, this is California, which means he will be defended, coddled and spooned with by their "justice" system and released back into the wild -- having been rehabilitated by overpaid therapist lackwits.

No dildo for you!

A federal court has upheld an Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state.

So, let me get this straight (again, pun intended). There is a "right to privacy" somewhere in the constitution that guarantees the right to abortion, but there is no such right to privacy if you want to go down to the adult bookstore and buy a "device that can be sexually stimulating?"

"If the people of Alabama in time decide that a prohibition on sex toys is misguided, or ineffective, or just plain silly, they can repeal the law and be finished with the matter," the court said.

"On the other hand, if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."


Sherri Williams, an adult novelty retailer who filed the lawsuit with seven other women and two men, called the decision "depressing."

"I'm just very disappointed that courts feel Alabamians don't have the right to purchase adult toys. It's just ludicrous," said Williams, who lives in Florida and owns Pleasures stores in Huntsville and Decatur. "I intend to pursue this."

The state law bans only the sale of sex toys, not their possession, the court said, and it doesn't regulate other items including condoms or virility drugs. "The Alabama statute proscribes a relatively narrow bandwidth of activity," U.S. Circuit Judge Stanley F. Birch Jr. wrote.

It's just this type of idiocy that serves as a reminder that activist judges are a bad idea on the far left and the far right.

And where is Johnny Walker Red on this? Now he can't go out and buy his weekly sexual device.


Excreeeeeme Makeover

You must visit the dim-o-cracks extreme makover site!

The site is dedicated to exposing the truth behind this week's convention makeover and is filled with resources backing it all up with undeniable fact.

There is also an outstanding documentary (created and released by the RNC today in Boston) detailing Kerry's road to the nomination - through the waffle house of course.

View the video here.

Thanks to JH for the tip

They leaked the photos!

Courtesy of Drudge... Kerry's campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill claimed last night that pictures of Lurch's visit to Cape Canaveral have been leaked in order to humiliate her hero/candidate.

This is beyond a stretch. She can feign indignation at this alleged "leak", but everyone knows that the only reason these events take place is that they are meaningless photo-ops. Either that, or Lurch had stopped by to pay John Glenn some hush money.

Here is a bit of the exchange with Cahill & Brit Hume on FNC last night:

HUME: i must ask you about this photograph that suddenly turned up and fell in our laps last night nobody thought it was come. nobody had reported on the event which led to-t but there he was, the senator, on all fours in this very peculiar outfit, which i guess nasa had given him. how did that come about?

CAHILL: well, yesterday senator john glenn, obviously he was an astronaut in his previous life sexrvings senator carr took a tour of a bio facility at nasa. it was just the two of them, and the nasa staff, and all of a sudden this is a leaked photo.

HUME: it was leaked?

CAHILL: yes.

HUME: it was made by nasa, right?

CAHILL: yes, it was.

HUME: so the campaign had no idea there would be any photographs.

CAHILL: none.

HUME: when it was agreed he would put on his th costume.

CAHILL: there was no press there. there was -- nothing. all of the sudden these photographs are out.

HUME: do you smell a dirty trick here? CAHILL: well, what do you think?

HUME: that isa is not a particularly political organization.

CAHILL: this was a pledge i want tour, obviously that, senator glenn and senator kerry were taking at cape canaveral, and all of the sudden these photographs appeared, and, you know, take it as you may. brit: well, is there any concern that this photo might prove as embarrassing as the fabled tank photo did in 1988?

CAHILL: you know, i think probably nasa will release the photograph of senator glenn, former astronaut, in the same –

HUME: in fact, there is a shot with a bunch of them in these outfits. he is not running, of course.

CAHILL: and the thing is this is a legitimate tour of a nasa facility, and this photograph appeared out of nowhere. we were surprised. we're not surprised now.

HUME: you don't have anyone in mind? do you think -- CAHILL: i don't.

I have to assume that Cahill is not a complete idiot (though I could be wrong), but is simply following orders to launch yet another falsehood to be dined on by the mainstream press as is standard operating procedure.

What they should have been worried about was this particular photo, showing Lurch getting another of his weekly ice-water enemas. They really need to put that tube in his ear if they want to clean out all the shit.

UPDATE: My friend Todd just informed me that Jay Leno used this photo for an enema joke last night. Damnit. I never watch the Tonight Show, so this is a disclaimer for anyone who may incorrectly assume that I would lift such an item from late night TV.

UPDATE UPDATE: NASA has confirmed that the Kerry campaign asked that the photos be taken AND that "processing be expedited so reporters could have them."

High five

Michelle Malkin provides five very good reasons to fear the dim-o-crack party.


Harry Hartoonian Speaks

Now Jackie Mason has gone and pissed off the tolerance Nazis at CAIR with a recent column and comments he made while hosting Jim Bohannon's radio show. Mason spoke the truth about islam and that's one thing CAIR can't tolerate, so they are trying to intimidate him and Westwood One into an apology.

Some of the "offensive comments":

Islam exists as it is taught in the Koran and lived by Muhammad. Muhammad, by the way, was hardly an example that one would wish to emulate. He had affairs with maids and slave girls and was also a pedophile --and before we get outraged e-mails on the latter point, here is chapter and verse: the girl's name was Aisha, she was 9, he was 53. He was also involved in the slave trade, assassinations, and genocide. But, what the heck, nobody is perfect.

Let's, as the sportscasters say, go to the record book, which, in this case is the Koran.

"Kill the disbelievers wherever we find them." (2:191)

"Fight and slay the pagans [translation: that's us], seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem." (9:5)

Further apropos disbelievers, "...garments of fire shall be cut and there shall be poured over their heads boiling water whereby whatever is in their bowels and skin shall be dissolved and they will be punished with hooked iron rods." (22:19).

The Koran also instructs Muslims to slay or crucify or cut the hands and the feet of the unbelievers (5:33), fight unbelievers until no other religion except Islam remains.

Given these basic teachings of Islam there is little reason to be surprised at the recent beheading of Americans taken hostage.


Muslims, married to a failed past, offer little hope for integration into modern society. Israel giving them land to which they are not entitled, or the United States not punishing them for criminal acts, will not assuage their rage. America must learn it cannot negotiate or reason with people who consider us infidels. It must recognize that the enemy is often among us and all the exposure available to them in Western civilization with its tolerances and respect for individual rights will not affect their seething anger at imagined wrongs, injustices, and illogical sense of entitlement.

Historically, use of strength, swift and certain punishment, and resolve of purpose are all that is left us to effectively deal with their primitive madness. And until we recognize this, there will be many more beheadings and September elevenths.

I guess we're supposed to look the other way and pretend that President Junior is right when he drones on and on about islam being a "religion of peace" whilst drooling out the side of his mouth on his teleprompter.

CAIR has a long history of trying to use intimidation against anyone who dares disparage their beloved religion of peace. The WorldNet Daily article chronicles some of their tactics and targets:

Earlier this year, CAIR announced a campaign "to counter anti-Islamic hate on talk radio," called Hate Hurts America." The campaign includes "step-by-step instructions on how to monitor local and syndicated radio programs, report anti-Muslim hate, file FCC complaints, and contact advertisers to register their concerns."

As WorldNetDaily reported in December, CAIR demanded an apology from legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey for saying Islam is a religion that "encourages killing."

A week later, a fill-in host referred to the comment, saying Harvey had received letters from several Muslim friends who "reminded all of us that Islam is a religion of peace, that terrorists do not represent Islam."

WND reported in November radio counselor Dr. Laura Schlessinger refused to apologize as demanded by CAIR, which accused her of launching an "anti-Muslim tirade" on her program.

CAIR took offense to Schlessinger's response to a mother who asked whether her 16-year-old daughter should take part in a Catholic high school class's field trip to a local mosque. The visit was part of a "moral themes" class that aimed to help students learn how "Muslims are treated" in the United States.

Schlessinger told the mother she should tell the teacher "you are willing to go to the mosque only if it is one that has done its best to rout out terrorists in its midst."

CAIR said Schlessinger "crossed the line from legitimate commentary on terrorism to Islamophobic bigotry."

Schlessinger said, in response, "It's absurd that anyone would even imagine that I was expressing disdain for everyone who is a Muslim or who is an Arab. That's even stupid. If anybody has listened to me for any period of time, that's absurd."

You have to give the CAIR bastards credit, however. They've obviously been well-coached by ACLU types and have learned how to throw the term "hate speech" around until their victims cower in fear, lest they be thought of as "intolerant."

What I recommend is that you head on over to JackieMason.Com and pick up some merchandise to support him! I was fortunate enough to get his autograph after a show in Nashville several years ago and it's an even bigger prize today.

Thanks to LGF for the tip

Saddam gardening, writing poetry

According to a story released by the Associated Press yesterday, Sodomy Insane is "writing poetry and gardening in prison."

The UK's Guardian newspaper reports that Sodomy appears "depressed and demoralized in solitary confinement, spending his time writing poetry, tending a garden and reading the Quran."

It is tragic to witness the horrific conditions to which the left's hero is subjected. Some more detail:

Saddam likes American muffins, cookies

Amin had little to report on Saddam's poetry. "One of the poems is about George Bush, but I had no time to read it," Amin said.

He reported that Saddam was being treated for high blood pressure and a chronic prostate infection, and was gaining weight after losing 11 pounds during a time when he resisted all fatty foods.

Saddam and other detainees get an MRE (meal ready to eat) breakfast, and hot food twice a day, Amin said. Dessert might include oranges, apples, pears or plums, but Saddam also likes American muffins and cookies, The Guardian quoted Amin as saying.

Saddam is not allowed newspapers, TV or radio, but has access to 145 books — mostly travel books and novels — donated by the Red Cross.

Amin said Saddam tends a garden during his daily three-hour exercise period.

"He is looking after a few bushes and shrubs and has even placed a circle of white stones around a small palm tree," said Amin. "His apparent care for his surroundings is ironic when you think he was responsible for one of the biggest ecocides when he drained the southern marshes."

Isn't it sweet of the Red Crescent to donate books to Sodomy so that he doesn't get too bored during his unjust imprisonment. Too bad they can't arrange for his sons to come back from the dead to pay him a visit.


One of Six Meat Buffet's Baghdad correspondents has just sent me a message - he was able to rummage through the trash bins behind the prison where Sodomy is being held and discovered one of Sodomy's poems. I am reprinting it here without permission.

O gardenia

why, why am i imprisoned?
tell me, tell me, O beautiful gardenia
confined in this bleak garden of eden
only because i dare pray to allah!
O gardenia, i seek solace in you
so rare so alive with splendour, yet still fragile
fragile like the infants i poisoned
as their infidel parents wept closeby
i have done nothing!
O gardenia, so full of elegance
full... full like the mass graves
with the remains of a thousand families
still i am persecuted for what i know not!
with only the tender arms of the red crescent
to shield me from the desolate cold
with only hot meals and fresh fruits to sustain me
fruit filled with juice
juice... juice like the fluids that flowed
from the wood chippers in which i shoved my subjects
as their relations recoiled in horror
what have i done to deserve this!

I thought poetry was supposed to rhyme. Well, to each his own I guess.


Ann Coulter vs. USA Today

Well, there's no doubt who's side I come down on in this debate. Pun intended. USA Today hired Ann Coulter as a columnist/reporter at the Dim-o-crack convention this week in Beantown. For anyone who may have thought this was a bold, creative move by the national daily asswipe, don't be fooled. Apparently, they didn't know who Ann was when they hired her, because as soon as she filed her first column, she got the axe.

Perhaps they thought she was going to send a series of fluff pieces and human interest stories (or maybe even one of those cool infographics that goes in the bottom corner of the rag).

The controversial column is here at World Net Daily. Here's a sneak peak:

With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush administration of deploying "digital Brown Shirts" to intimidate journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush – in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush were coming from.

The last former government official to slake his thirst so deeply with the Kool-Aid and become a far-left peacenik was Ramsey Clarke and it took him a few years to really blossom. Clinton must have done some number on Gore. Then again, with his yen for earth tones in a man's wardrobe, maybe Gore's references to "Brown Shirts" was intended as a compliment.

Only one major newspaper – the Boston Herald – reported Gore's "Brown Shirt" comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article criticizing "both" Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery. Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats calling Republicans Nazis and "both" are using Nazi imagery. (It's a cycle of violence!)

Now go read it. You know you want to.

A new badge of dishonor.

I wouldn't have believed this if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Planned Parenthood has unveiled a new t-shirt, which proudly boasts "I had an abortion."

According to Planned Parenthood, "These soft and comfortable fitted tees assert a powerful message in support of women's rights."

How fucking depraved are these people? The shirt also unintentionally points out that, if the baby was female, the proud wearer actually violated the rights of a future woman by slicing her up and sucking her out with a vacuum cleaner. Then again, it's about choice - the choice not to be inconvenienced.

However, as I mentioned in an earlier missive, odds are that's also one fewer potential dum-o-crat vote. There's always a silver lining, I suppose.

UPDATE:  Planned Parenthood has since taken the t-shirt down. I guess Drudge swamped their servers. Either that, or they got cold feet from the political ramifications of using such poor judgment.

In the meantime, enjoy one of these fine products from their store:

Is abstinence right for you?! (from their "For Teens" section)

"Stop the war on choice!" t-shirts. (No hyperbole there...)

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE:  Well now they've put the t-shirt back up for sale. I wish they'd make up their damn mind.

Another good reason to support the troops

Thanks to E.N. for forwarding

I often dream of trains.

Here's today's Six Meat Buffet safety lesson. The first part is pretty simple, but pay close attention anyway.

Trains are big. They run on devices called train tracks. If you are on or close to train tracks when a train is passing, you may encounter substantial discomfort. If you are in an automobile, you will still suffer substantial discomfort, as a train is, in most cases, larger than an automobile.

Leland Laird, of Appleton, Wisconsin, recently provided us with an object lesson in how not to follow this safety lesson.

Part of Leland's daily routine (since his first failure to follow train safety rules in 1989 resulted in his paralysis) has been stopping by the train tracks in his wheelchair to "flip off" passing trains.

Laird told officers he has used a wheelchair since 1989 when a car he was driving was struck by a train near Fremont.

But that's not the reason he periodically "flips off" the trains, Lt. Pat Matuszewski said.

He told police he puts himself where train crews can see him - engineers and conductors consider him a regular - and makes obscene gestures because he is frustrated by their loud horns.

"He lives right near the intersection. That's his way of addressing the loud horns blowing," Matuszewski said.

Leland apparently enjoyed his first encounter with a train so much that he moved close to the train tracks. I suppose he didn't consider the irritation that the train whistles might cause him.

"Lucky Leland," as he is now known around Appleton, came away from his tangle with the train with only bruises and a traffic ticket (for violating traffic signals - I suppose his wheelchair qualified as some type of vehicle).

Authorities have encouraged Lucky to "find less dangerous ways to express himself."


You Got Served!

That's what Lance Armstrong said to the frogs as he crossed the finish line at the Tour de France today, to win a record sixth victory in the God-forsaken annual bicycling contest.

Ordinarily, euro-cycling is one of the last things I would ever pay attention to, but I had to tune in after Lance Armstrong was cursed at and spat upon last week as he was once again asserting his dominance over their silly little race.  What makes the story appealing to me is that it infuriates the frogs to such a degree that they're literally frothing at the mouth with seething hatred that a filthy American has made them look like chumps so many times.

That's really how it should be, if you think about it.


Comments are enabled

Thanks to the good folks at Blogger, we now have comments.

This will be an experiment of sorts, however. If I start getting a bunch of spam posts, flamers (the message board kind, not the queers...) or other claptrap that doesn't add to the debate or provide some creativity or entertainment value, I'll probably pull the plug.

For now, folks will be able to post comments anonymously or via their Blogger ID. If you don't have a Blogger login, go here. You don't have to actually set up a blog to have a Blogger ID/login, so just an fyi. Happy weekend!


File Under "Duh"

Little John Edwards says that "world leaders want Bush to lose."

Courtesy of Drudge:

Edwards Suggests World Leaders Want Bush To Lose
Thu Jul 22 2004 10:51:24 ET

Sen. John Edwards said on CNN's LARRY KING LIVE last night:

"Just a few weeks ago...I was in Brussels at NATO meeting with a whole group of NATO ambassadors and hearing their perspective on this. I just believe that these countries around the world, whose cooperation and alliances we need, believe that in order for them to have a fresh start with America, we're going to need a new president to do that. Now, they're not going to want to say this very vocally, of course, but the reality is that in order for us to reestablish old relations and to establish new relationships, I believe we need a new president. ...

"They didn't say that directly. What they said was they're very frustrated with the way this administration has dealt with them. They believe that in this case our trans-Atlantic relationships are important, should be important to America, are important to them. They want to be treated with some level of respect.

"They understand, because I made it very clear, at the end of the day, the president of the United States is going to do what's in the best interest of the American people. But the vast majority of the time, our interests are aligned with the interests of our allies around the world."

I'm a bit surprised that Little John would be stupid enough to come out and say it. Everyone already knows that a John/John administration would weaken the country and gut our sovereignty. Lurch and Little John will hand us over to the U.N. for protection - which will render us impotent and unable to defend ourselves without the approval of the freaking French. What an embarrassment.


Hamburgler and WMDs

I just can't stay away.

Clinton's National Security Advisor Sandy "Hamburgler" Berger allegedly swiped highly classified terror documents from the National Archives to keep them out of the hands of the 9/11 Commission.

He did so by stuffing notes and other documents into his "jacket, pants and socks." Not that the Clintonistas could possibly have anything to hide about how they gutted our national defenses for 8 years.

In fact, in a telling admission, President Clifford says that "we're all laughing about it...". More:

"We were all laughing about it on the way over here," the former president said of the investigation into Samuel "Sandy" Berger on classified terrorism documents missing from the National Archives. "People who don't know him might find it hard to believe. But ... all of us who've been in his office have always found him buried beneath papers."

This is how seriously the Clintonistas took our national defense.

In other news, more WMD's have turned up in Iraq.

This time, it's nuclear weapons buried and encased in concrete.

Don't think that this will stop the leftist's cries of "Bush Lied!" The left generally ignores the facts anyway - if it doesn't bolster their illogical positions, it isn't news.


When Abortion is about saving the "lifestyle" of the Mother

Michelle Malkin (I can't stay away from her) provides some commentary on a New York Times editorial by Manhattan cosmopolitan hipster Amy Richards.

Apparently Amy had gotten pregnant (in fine feminist tradition - by her boyfriend), but was alarmed to find out that she had triplets. Fearing that this would interrupt her big-city lifestyle, she "selected" to get rid of two of them.  Her New York Times editorial is a delightful exercise in murderous lunacy. To wit:

My immediate response was, I cannot have triplets. I was not married; I lived in a five-story walk-up in the East Village; I worked freelance; and I would have to go on bed rest in March. I lecture at colleges, and my biggest months are March and April. I would have to give up my main income for the rest of the year. There was a part of me that was sure I could work around that. But it was a matter of, Do I want to?

I looked at Peter and asked the doctor: "Is it possible to get rid of one of them? Or two of them?" The obstetrician wasn't an expert in selective reduction, but she knew that with a shot of potassium chloride you could eliminate one or more.

Having felt physically fine up to this point, I got on the subway afterward, and all of a sudden, I felt ill. I didn't want to eat anything. What I was going through seemed like a very unnatural experience.

On the subway, Peter asked, "Shouldn't we consider having triplets?" And I had this adverse reaction: "This is why they say it's the woman's choice, because you think I could just carry triplets. That's easy for you to say, but I'd have to give up my life." Not only would I have to be on bed rest at 20 weeks, I wouldn't be able to fly after 15. I was already at eight weeks. When I found out about the triplets, I felt like: It's not the back of a pickup at 16, but now I'm going to have to move to Staten Island. I'll never leave my house because I'll have to care for these children. I'll have to start shopping only at Costco and buying big jars of mayonnaise. Even in my moments of thinking about having three, I don't think that deep down I was ever considering it.

Interestingly, Amy's editorial is framed as some type of "advice" column. I think the best course of action in this case would have been to get rid of one of the parties involved: save the three triplets and abort the mother.


Pay no attention to those 14 Syrians on the plane.

Here's a disturbing story about more possible terrorism in the skies
Or, at least in this case, a practice run for a gang of Syrian terrorists.

This story is about Flight #327 from Detroit to Los Angeles - and the behavior of the 14 Syrians who were somehow aboard the flight together. It's really worth a full read - especially if you're planning any air travel. The story reinforces the fact that we cannot afford to let our guard down when it comes to airliners with groups of islamofascists on board.

In this case, it appeared that the group may have been performing a practice run for building an improvised explosive device built in the air. Michelle Malkin has been watching this story like a hawk as well. It will be interesting to see if the idiots in the Old Media get around to covering this one - I seriously doubt it, given the fact that it might arouse suspicion of their adopted religion of peace.

Here's an interesting discussion at The Spoons Experience about what the passengers should have done - as well as some other airline counter-terrorism ideas.

This is just another example of how we're really no safer since 9/11. The only argument that can be made for our improved safety is the fact that groups of passengers on airliners will not "sit down and be quiet" for any hijackers. I would almost guarantee that there will be no more successful hijackings of airliners in the U.S.

Now that passengers know the destiny of a hijacked airliner, there will be an assload of dead hijackers before there will be any successful takeover of an aircraft.


Honestly, does anyone think Ozzy has ever had a coherent thought?

Well, you can add drug-addled vegetable rock-star Ozzy to the long list of Bush bashers in the entertainment industry.

Despite Ozzy's long and distinguished military record (see inset), his Ozz-Fest kicked off last night with a video portrait comparing Bush to Hitler, with the caption, "Same shit, different asshole."

Thankfully, another band on the bill - Black Label Society - expressed support for the war. I wonder how long it will take the tour to kick them off the bill for that politically incorrect outburst.

Ozzy is a sad, sad case. I enjoyed the first year of "The Osbournes" on MTV - I wasn't sure if I was watching because I was amused by Ozzy or because I pitied him - either way, I couldn't turn it off. Apparently, I was one of millions who couldn't stomach another season as the ratings (justifiably) tanked.

It's obvious to anyone who has followed Ozzy at all, that he is completely brain-dead and has been that way since his teens. His "reality" sit-com only reinforced this fact. When consider the vast quantity and variety of drugs that Ozzy has done, it's really a medical miracle that he isn't pushing up daisies even as I type.

Ozzy, do us all a favor and just shut up - if you don't, you may very well lose the tiny shred of pity-based good feelings we still feel for you.

Thanks to E.N. for the tip.


Be on the lookout for nothing in particular!

The Feds are quietly shipping chem-packs to selected cities in preparation for a possible chemical/biological attack.

I'm not sure if I should panic yet or not. Hopefully they'll let me know when I should move from being slightly nervous to full-on panic. I can't keep all this straight.

Operation Tiger Claw

If you haven't read the story of Bryan Henderson from Princeton Senior High School (Princeton, WV) and his fight against institutional government school indoctrination, you certainly should.

This kid gives me hope that all is not completely lost with the upcoming crop of American youngsters. I hope that more kids will be inspired by his example of fighting the good fight against the NEA-teachers-union thugs that run rampant throughout our government schools.

Polish Sausage... Ditka... Polish Sausage... Bears...

Ditka for Senate?!?!?


The Century Mark

Well, I've finally hit my 100th post. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but there you go.

I kind of started this blog as a lark - an outlet for mental masturbation, really. I had no idea how addictive it would become.

So, instead of trying to be profound or excessively deep with this centennial moment, I'm simply going to provide some links to some funny stuff that has come my way in the last few days as I eat this delicious burrito.

In case you didn't notice during last week's media orgy, Kerry and Edwards are finally in love. They broke up for a while during the primaries, but their love is stronger than ever.

Also, if you're not sure you fully understand the upcoming Presidential election, this guide will help you out in a big way.


Reason # 45,167 to hate the French

Versailles, France: Mother, baby attacked on train.

For the French, it's just another case of "here we go again..." Some of France's finest imported muslims attacked a woman and her baby because they thought she was a Jew.

These gutsy young men - showing the kind of bravery often seen in the Religion of Peace - robbed the woman, drew swastikas on her body and overturned her baby carriage, dumping out her 13-month-old baby.

Not that this will be a surprise to anyone, but what did the other brave passengers on the train do to help? In fine anti-semitic French tradition, they looked the other way.

Thanks, France. In a decade or so, when your worthless shit-hole of a country has become a muslim theocracy, don't come crying to us. We've bailed you out for the last time.

UPDATE: It now appears that the woman made the whole story up.

While this demonstrates that yet another Frenchie is insane, it doesn't change the fact that anti-Semitism in France is epidemic. It also doesn't change the fact that France is well on its way to being completely over-run by "peace-loving" muslims. So, while the story is bunk, the cynical commentary remains.

Another black eye for journalists?

And this time - it's a literal black eye! It's such a sick shame when an honorable profession like journalism is tainted by a couple of bad apples.

Journalists caught fighting in Senate Press Conference Room.

This is what happens when you drink too much Schotz beer.

Come to Milwaukee! Just because we have a taste for brutal mob-style beatings, doesn't mean it will happen to you!


Ben Stein is sick of Hollywood too

Discovered (via Say Anything) that Ben Stein has just penned his last column for E! Online. I have to admit, I didn't even know he had such a column - and given the entertainment-related subject matter, I'm not surprised that I wasn't aware of it. Did that make sense?

Anyway, here is a bit from his final column, which includes his disaffection with the Hollywood culture and how these movie stars are glorified while actual heroes patrol the streets in Iraq. More:

...But a man or woman who makes a huge wage for memorizing lines and reciting them in front of a camera is no longer my idea of a shining star we should all look up to.

How can a man or woman who makes an eight-figure wage and lives in insane luxury really be a star in today's world, if by a "star" we mean someone bright and powerful and attractive as a role model?

Real stars are not riding around in the backs of limousines or in Porsches or getting trained in yoga or Pilates and eating only raw fruit while they have Vietnamese girls do their nails. They can be interesting, nice people, but they are not heroes to me any longer.

A real star is the soldier of the 4th Infantry Division who poked his head into a hole on a farm near Tikrit, Iraq. He could have been met by a bomb or a hail of AK-47 bullets. Instead, he faced an abject Saddam Hussein and the gratitude of all of the decent people of the world.

A real star is the U.S. soldier who was sent to disarm a bomb next to a road north of Baghdad. He approached it, and the bomb went off and killed him.

A real star, the kind who haunts my memory night and day, is the U.S. soldier in Baghdad who saw a little girl playing with a piece of unexploded ordnance on a street near where he was guarding a station. He pushed her aside and threw himself on it just as it exploded. He left a family desolate in California and a little girl alive in Baghdad.

The stars who deserve media attention are not the ones who have lavish weddings on TV but the ones who patrol the streets of Mosul even after two of their buddies were murdered and their bodies battered and stripped for the sin of trying to protect Iraqis from terrorists.

We put couples with incomes of $100 million a year on the covers of our magazines. The noncoms and officers who barely scrape by on military pay but stand on guard in Afghanistan and Iraq and on ships and in submarines and near the Arctic Circle are anonymous as they live and die.

I am no longer comfortable being a part of the system that has such poor values, and I do not want to perpetuate those values by pretending that who is eating at Morton's is a big subject.

Here is the original column. You should read it. Quit stalling. Go now.

More peace, love & understanding from the left

Yes indeedy, the ill-liberals got together in NYC last night - and as usual, their message is hate, hate and more hate. It's no wonder they're always droning on and on about hate speech - they've perfected it and know it better than everyone!

Dim-O-Crats raise $7.5 million at star-studded NYC parade of the horribles.

It was a classic hollywood hate-fest. A drunken Whoopi Goldberg ranted on and on - spending most of her time comparing President Bush to her own rancid, diseased genitalia. Jessica Lange whined about this-or-that and Robert Redford blathered on about how cutting taxes was "borderline criminal." It makes me wish that King Kong had eaten Jessica Lange back in 1976.

Even Chevy Chase appeared - displaying the keen wit that sank his "talk show" quicker than the Titanic: (via Newsmax)

Comic actor Chevy Chase heaped scorn on Bush's intellect: "This guy is as bright as an egg-timer," he said, adding that he supposed the president invaded Iraq "just so he could be called a wartime president."

Chase also told the audience the most recent book Bush had read was "Leader of the Free World for Dummies."

Is it any wonder that the world wouldn't be missing anything if California fell into the ocean?

Ariel Sharon, build up that wall!

The World Court (that still sends shivers down my spine) claims that Israel's new West Bank fence is in violation of International Law and that the U.N. Security Council should take action to force the Israelis to dismantle it.

If anyone but John Kerry and NPR-type liberals took the World Court seriously, then I suppose this would be troublesome. The World Court is just another U.N. creation to attempt to reach its Marxist arm into soverign nations and declare what will be considered legal and illegal based on the whims and opinions of tin-pot dictators like Kofi-Cup Annon. However, as the U.N. continues to be exposed for the corrupt, irrelevent hell-hole that it is - there is a shred of hope that the World Court will fall off the map, just as the U.N. hopefully will.

In this case, the Israelis have told the World Court to kindly cram it up their collective asses.

This is another reason I strongly support the Israeli government. They are seeking ways to protect their population from the Palestinian human debris bent on the slaughter of innocent Israelis. It is this type of self-determination that the U.N. and other internationalists (Kerry, et al) despise and are trying to destroy. Much as the American socialist wing is working to take away individual liberty in the States, the U.N. and World Court is trying to take away the individual soverignity of countries that don't play by their rules.

In light of this, I have some suggestions for solving many of these problems:

  • First, the Israelis should finish constructing the wall, which has already proven to slow the flow of Palestinian terrorists and their handiwork.

  • Next, we should fund a new wall, this one should encircle the World Court and the Hague, Netherlands. Once this wall is finished, make sure it is leak-proof, then fill it with water.

  • Finally, we should go into the U.N. building in mid-town Manhattan and perform a mandatory evacuation. After all the dictators, money-launderers and other assorted scum-bags are out of the building, turn it into a combination homeless shelter/soup kitchen.

These solutions are so easy, you'd have thought someone else would have already thought of them.

UPDATE: Charles Krauthammer (Washington Post) notes that Israel is winning the struggle against Palestinian terror...

President Junior takes a dump on the NAACP

President Junior just says no to the NAACP convention.

Well, at least President Junior made the right call on this one. All these race-baiting socialists want to do is lure him in to create a stockpile of sound bytes for the Lurch/Jethro ticket to use for the rest of the election season. The NAACP is just another special-interest that will deliver it's entire voting block for the Dim-O-Crats.

The NAACP has a long and dreadful history of licking the boots of Dim-O-Crats like Bill "America's First Black President" Clinton and Jimmy Carter, while vilifying Republicans with cries of "racist!" and "segregationist!". It has never mattered to these cretins that, if it weren't for the Republican party, the Civil Rights Act of 1964 would never have passed. It was opposed by a majority of the Dim-O-Crats that this organization is quick to climb in bed with.

Again, I digress.

While President Junior has shown an amazing lack of common sense on many domestic issues, at least he realizes that speaking to this group would be tantamount to speaking to pile of old bricks in the backyard. Why would you want to accept an invitation from a jackasses like Kweeeeezie Mfume and Julian Bond, who demonstrate their open-mindedness with comments like this:

NAACP President Kweisi Mfume told the Wilmington (N.C.) Journal this week that "Mr. Bush has now distinguished himself as the first president since Warren Harding who has not met with the NAACP. So, we've got a 95-year history and a president that's prepared to take us back to the days of Jim Crow segregation and dominance, an era where dialogue is required, not distance."


The president, though, has other reasons for dismissing the NAACP. Sources said yesterday that Mr. Bush reportedly was "personally hurt" by an ad run by a group loosely connected to the NAACP during the 2000 presidential contest, portraying him as unsympathetic to James Byrd, the black Texan who was dragged to his death by three white men.

Furthermore, NAACP Chairman Julian Bond said last year at the group's convention that Republicans appeal "to the dark underside of American culture, to that minority of Americans who reject democracy and equality."

The only reason President Junior should ever agree to speak at the NAACP convention is to say exactly what Dick Cheney said to Senator Patrick Leahy a couple of weeks ago.


Helen Thomas is still alive!?!?

Damn! Now that's news!

At a recent luncheon in Indianapolis, Helen Thomas told a group of journalistic numb-nuts that "the government lies"!

I guess this is news - if you're an old, fat, senile bag of crap like Helen. This nasty hag has been harrassing presidents - well, the Republican ones - for literally decades. The Dim-O-Crat presidents generally get a pass from her shrill media-room shrieks.

This is a particularly mean-spirited post, I realize. There are only a handful of people that irritate me to the point of vomiting out my nose and mouth, and Helen is one of them. So much so that I must admit, when I finally read the story of her passing, I will raise a glass a toast to the fact that I will never have to see or hear from her again.

The Freeloader and the Ambulance Chaser

The 2004 dim-o-cratic ticket would make a good action show - a la Hardcastle & McCormick, Jake & the Fat Man, or, most appropriately, Cagney & Lacy. Of course, this series would have to be called "Freeloader & the Ambulance Chaser."

Here you have two of the richest men in America trying to portray themsevles as commoners. These idiots are as far as you can get from being in touch with the common man. According to the Old Media, the Ambulance Chaser is worth a minimum of $70 million, while Lurch the Freeloader is worth $1 billion - thanks to marrying well.

According to their combined Senatorial voting records, this is the most leftist ticket the Dim-O-Crats have produced since Mondull/Ferrari 20 years ago. That may bode well for us, as I believe the majority of Americans are not bed-wetting socialists like these hacks.

Back to the Boy Wonder - I've known since the primaries that Edwards was a blood-sucking trial lawyer who spent his time getting rich suing sinister tobacco companies, evil doctors and the like, but Ann Coulter's column today exposes an even sleazier side to this side-show carnie. This passage should clue you in to what a complete piece of human debris this guy is (and that, by the way, is what makes him the perfect running mate for Lurch).

Despite the overwrought claims of Edwards' dazzling legal skills, winning jury verdicts in personal injury cases has nothing to do with legal talent and everything to do with getting the right cases -- unless "talent" is taken to mean "having absolutely no shame." Edwards specialized in babies with cerebral palsy whom he claimed would have been spared the affliction if only the doctors had immediately performed Caesarean sections.

As a result of such lawsuits, there are now more than four times as many Caesarean sections as there were in 1970. But curiously, there has been no change in the rate of babies born with cerebral palsy. As The New York Times reported: "Studies indicate that in most cases, the disorder is caused by fetal brain injury long before labor begins." All those Caesareans have, however, increased the mother's risk of death, hemorrhage, infection, pulmonary embolism and Mendelson's syndrome.

In addition, the "little guys" Edwards claims to represent are having a lot more trouble finding doctors to deliver their babies these days as obstetricians leave the practice rather than pay malpractice insurance in excess of $100,000 a year.

In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who was speaking to the jurors through him:

"She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing OK.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.'"

..."She speaks to you through me and I have to tell you right now -- I didn't plan to talk about this -- right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you."

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde on the death of Little Nell, one must have a heart of stone to read this without laughing. What is this guy, a tent-show preacher? An off-the-strip Las Vegas lounge psychic couldn't get away with this routine.

Is Edwards able to channel any children right before an abortionist's fork is plunged into their tiny skulls? Why can't he hear those babies saying, "Let me live! Stop spraying this saline solution all over me!" Edwards must experience interference in channeling the voices of babies about to be aborted. Their liberal mothers' hands seem to muffle those voices.

You should really read the whole column - as usual, it's biting, cynical and hilarious all at once. I don't know how she always manages to pull that off.

The bottom line is that now you have the liberal Dim-O-Crat dream-team assembled and anyone with enough sense to come in out of the rain should be able to see through their parade of bullshit. Sadly, a good number of Americans prefer to wait for the Federal Government to tell them when to come out of the rain - turning personal responsibility over to the government makes life so much easier.

Back in Black

It's been a while since I have blogged but I have returned. Real life has gotten in the way of this narcissistic exercise and for that, I apologize. However, as always, the news is rife with red meat to be chewed, savored and spat out - especially in an election year - so I'll try to keep it up for the few of you that find this interesting enough to visit.


This is classy

This one is for anyone who has any doubts about how truly mean-spirited and evil the political left in this country really is.

July 2, 2004 -- A SHOCKING image of a blood-spattered President Bush devouring a headless child is causing an uproar. The drawing by sculptor Richard Serra, based on a painting by Goya, is being used to promote, billed as "a call to vote the Bush administration out of office." It appears on the back cover of The Nation's July 5 issue. Ironically, Serra, a past recipient of NEA grants, was once praised by First Lady Laura Bush in a White House press release about one of his pieces at a Texas museum. His "Tilted Arc" once graced (or defaced) Federal Plaza in lower Manhattan until it was destroyed in 1989. Pundit Andrew Sullivan labeled the Bush image "an obscenity" and "simple demonization."

I can't believe these idiots are still crying about 2000

A group of dimwitted legislators are requesting UN observers for the November 2 presidential elections.

These ignorant bastards must be joking. First of all, they need to get over the fact that they lost the 2000 election. YOU LOST! IT'S OVER!

They're still claiming that the octagenarians in Palm Beach County and the blacks all over Florida were "disenfranchised" by their own stupidity. The bottom line is that all the votes were tallied (except for the military votes that the Marxist lawyers threw out) - and even after CNN, NY Times and the rest of the Old Media recounted and recounted, Gore still lost, thank God!

The fact that these jackasses are trying to bring the United Nations - the most corrupt pseudo-governing body on the planet - in to police our elections is as absurd as sending Jimmy Carter to release the Iranian Hostages. These legislators should be immediately removed from their governmental seats and thrown in jail for this one.

I wonder what made Cosby snap.

Bill Cosby is at it again - lambasting the black community for its rampant illiteracy and illegitimacy rates.

You have to wonder where he's been on this issue throughout his career. He's always created good role models for the black community - even Fat Albert & the Cosby Kids taught positive lessons to youngsters of all stripes. So, I guess publicly, his message has been pretty consistent. However, I'd long read that Mr. Cosby privately had quite a disdain for whitey - hence my confusion.

Cosby elaborated Thursday on his previous comments in a talk interrupted several times by applause. He castigated some blacks, saying that they cannot simply blame whites for problems such as teen pregnancy and high school dropout rates.

"For me there is a time ... when we have to turn the mirror around," he said. "Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you're sitting in."

Cosby lamented that the racial slurs once used by those who lynched blacks are now a favorite expression of black children. And he blamed parents.

"When you put on a record and that record is yelling 'n----- this and n----- that' and you've got your little 6-year-old, 7-year-old sitting in the back seat of the car, those children hear that," he said.

He also condemned black men who missed out on opportunities and are now angry about their lives.

"You've got to stop beating up your women because you can't find a job, because you didn't want to get an education and now you're (earning) minimum wage," Cosby said. "You should have thought more of yourself when you were in high school, when you had an opportunity."

I wonder how much backlash he'll get from this one.


Saddam needs to get Saddamized

Today we had our first good look at Sodomy Insane since we dragged his worthless ass out of a rat hole earlier in the year.

After listening to Sodomy rant and rave today, we can see now where Michael Moore got many of his ideas - "Bush is the real enemy," "I am the president of Iraq," "How do I get rid of this horrible rash!?"

It will be interesting to listen to the NPR, et al, crying about how Sodomy isn't going to get a "fair trial". I suppose they think that we should give him a fair trial, much like the fair trial he gave his opponents in Iraq - just before he dropped them into wood chippers or acid baths. I wonder how fair the trials were for the women that his boys entertained in their rape rooms? How fair were the proceedings when parents were murdered in front of their children, and vice-versa?

It will be important to listen closely to the Old Media and how they treat Sodomy during this circus. My contention is that you'll get to see their true colors - the deep crimson and gold of both the Chinese & Soviet flags.

The Old Media will sympathize with Sodomy and harp on how he is presumed guilty even before trial! This type of unfair treatment is only an affront when it happens to one of their totalitarian heroes.

The Old Media and the American left turn a blind eye to these offenses when committed by their favorite dictators - Stalin, Castro, Hussein and the list goes on. As long as a dictatorship furthers their political agenda, they will lay down next to it in the spoon position, just hoping for some type of penetration.

The only trial Hussein deserves is to be dropped into Northern Iraq from a helicopter (not from an altitude that would kill him, just injure him), only to be beaten, tortured and stoned to death by the very same Kurdish population he tried to wipe out with chemical weapons the left still denies he ever had.

Speaking of the peacock dung over at NBC

The brave folks at Protest Warrior snuck some delightful signs onto the set of the today show.

Here is the link to the story and some photos and video of the occasion. It's so sweet to see some big signs behind Matt Loser's head that say "Don't Believe the Liberal Media!" It's a beautiful sight to be sure.