You Got Served!

That's what Lance Armstrong said to the frogs as he crossed the finish line at the Tour de France today, to win a record sixth victory in the God-forsaken annual bicycling contest.

Ordinarily, euro-cycling is one of the last things I would ever pay attention to, but I had to tune in after Lance Armstrong was cursed at and spat upon last week as he was once again asserting his dominance over their silly little race.  What makes the story appealing to me is that it infuriates the frogs to such a degree that they're literally frothing at the mouth with seething hatred that a filthy American has made them look like chumps so many times.

That's really how it should be, if you think about it.