Six Meat Buffet

This blog is the magnet, and you are steel.

If you have arrived at this site from, then either the main site is down and you've received a 404 error, or the main site is down for maintenance. If you've arrived at this site any other way, you should probably know that the Six Meat Buffet blog is actually at SixMeatBuffet.Com.

This is the backup site for use when things go wrong over at the main site. Which is not uncommon. You can always drop me a line at preston-at-sixmeatbuffet-dot-com or sixmeat-at-gmail-dot-com if you have questions.


Site Issues Update

If anyone out there has experience with apache web servers and knows how to modify the .htaccess file to redirect traffic, I could use the help. Email me at

Thanks to the Commissar and Rob from Say Anything for sending me some ideas.

Freakin' Site Problems

If you're here, you've figured out that my main site ( is temporarily down.

This particular outage is due my Debra Lafave images being freakin' #1 in the google image search for the hot teacher.

As I only have 10 GB traffic alloted per day by my current webhost (POWWEB), which is usually way more than enough, they shut the site down for the day after you reach the 10 GB mark. Yesterday (Nov 22) this happened at about 3:30 pm ET.

I'm trying to get the site removed from google so that crap will stop draining my bandwidth - and in the meantime, I'm trying to manage the traffic to the site by activating and deactivating the root directory so that I can determine when the site goes down and when it's up.

Needless to say, this is a big fat pain in the ass and if you have any ideas on how to get a site off of google's searches, PLEASE let me know. I've tried getting to their "automatic URL removal system" but no dice.

For today and tomorrow (probably) the main site could be up and down more times than Paris Hilton on a random coke dealer. So stay tuned and e-mail me at if you can help.

Incidentally, it figures this would happen when I finally get a coveted Malkin link.