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7/28/2004

They leaked the photos!


Courtesy of Drudge... Kerry's campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill claimed last night that pictures of Lurch's visit to Cape Canaveral have been leaked in order to humiliate her hero/candidate.

This is beyond a stretch. She can feign indignation at this alleged "leak", but everyone knows that the only reason these events take place is that they are meaningless photo-ops. Either that, or Lurch had stopped by to pay John Glenn some hush money.

Here is a bit of the exchange with Cahill & Brit Hume on FNC last night:

HUME: i must ask you about this photograph that suddenly turned up and fell in our laps last night nobody thought it was come. nobody had reported on the event which led to-t but there he was, the senator, on all fours in this very peculiar outfit, which i guess nasa had given him. how did that come about?

CAHILL: well, yesterday senator john glenn, obviously he was an astronaut in his previous life sexrvings senator carr took a tour of a bio facility at nasa. it was just the two of them, and the nasa staff, and all of a sudden this is a leaked photo.

HUME: it was leaked?

CAHILL: yes.

HUME: it was made by nasa, right?

CAHILL: yes, it was.

HUME: so the campaign had no idea there would be any photographs.

CAHILL: none.

HUME: when it was agreed he would put on his th costume.

CAHILL: there was no press there. there was -- nothing. all of the sudden these photographs are out.

HUME: do you smell a dirty trick here? CAHILL: well, what do you think?

HUME: that isa is not a particularly political organization.

CAHILL: this was a pledge i want tour, obviously that, senator glenn and senator kerry were taking at cape canaveral, and all of the sudden these photographs appeared, and, you know, take it as you may. brit: well, is there any concern that this photo might prove as embarrassing as the fabled tank photo did in 1988?

CAHILL: you know, i think probably nasa will release the photograph of senator glenn, former astronaut, in the same –

HUME: in fact, there is a shot with a bunch of them in these outfits. he is not running, of course.

CAHILL: and the thing is this is a legitimate tour of a nasa facility, and this photograph appeared out of nowhere. we were surprised. we're not surprised now.

HUME: you don't have anyone in mind? do you think -- CAHILL: i don't.

I have to assume that Cahill is not a complete idiot (though I could be wrong), but is simply following orders to launch yet another falsehood to be dined on by the mainstream press as is standard operating procedure.

What they should have been worried about was this particular photo, showing Lurch getting another of his weekly ice-water enemas. They really need to put that tube in his ear if they want to clean out all the shit.



UPDATE: My friend Todd just informed me that Jay Leno used this photo for an enema joke last night. Damnit. I never watch the Tonight Show, so this is a disclaimer for anyone who may incorrectly assume that I would lift such an item from late night TV.

UPDATE UPDATE: NASA has confirmed that the Kerry campaign asked that the photos be taken AND that "processing be expedited so reporters could have them."