We're so sorry.... and so pathetic

(via Right on Red)

You may recall the apology website that I lampooned last month. These were a bunch of pacifist nitwits who believe that Iraqis are better off getting slaughtered and raped in Saddam's prison camps than to have a taste of freedom.

If you thought that was fun, you ain't seen anything yet. There's a new site with a bunch of asshat losers apologizing to the rest of the world for the catastrophic failure of the Lurch/John Boy ticket. The general theme is "I'm a loser, and I'm sorry my vote didn't help elect a French president." Here's a tasty nugget:


Here's my contribution (probably one of many, because I usually can't help myself).


This obviously screamed out for some photoshoppin'. Due to my light blogging weekend, I'm late to the table, but here are some folks already dishing out some good stuff:

Say Anything
Ace
Precision Guided Cowboy
Tim Blair
Squidly
Sparse Matrix

My question is, why do they give us so much ammunition? I suppose if they're stupid enough to vote for the French Socialist Party's candidate, they're certainly not bright enough to know how incredibly idiotic they look. Quit making it easy on us, dumbasses! At least make us work a little bit... sheeeesh.

UPDATE:

Speaking of Photoshoppin', Chad at In The Bullpen has a good one put together over there.