It's a Civil War Monday

With all this blue state secession talk, it's hard not to speculate as to whether or not we're heading for another Civil War.

Now someone has sent me this brilliant example of leftist tolerance and understanding: fuckthesouth.com. It's basically one big rant from some stereotypical blue state elitist, attacking us Red Staters, urging us to leave the country. Some pithy nuggets:

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep...

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

Well, actually, those are about the only interesting parts, so you don't even have to bother visiting the website. This pansy-ass is pretty representative of many on the left who continue to lose their shit over the election.

The leftists in the Old Media spend all this time talking about how Bush needs to "unify us" now that he's won. Fuck that. With assholes like this guy, why would we want to unify with these Blue State elitist pricks? What we should do -- and we won't do it because Bush doesn't have the stones -- is put our boot down on their throats and force our conservative legislative agenda up their ass until it comes out their mouth.

In another example of leftist tolerance, Wild Bill has an example of how some on the left are even suggesting that shooting us Red Staters is a perfectly acceptable form of political discourse.

This country does need healing. It needs the healing from those runny syphilitic open sores in the Blue States - New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Philadelphia, Detroit, among others - not from middle America.