Scott Peterson jury finally sick of each other
Am I supposed to be excited about this Fox News Alert I received regarding the Scott Peterson verdict being announced at 4 pm EST? (That's in 10 minutes)
Will Greta Von Horseface be reading the verdict out of the corner of her mouth? Has the jury finally gotten so sick of one another that they've agreed just to get out of there? Does anyone besides Fox News care? Are Laci Peterson and Chandra Levy actually O.J. Simpson victims with Peterson and Condit taking the blame? So many idiotic questions we may never know the answers to, nor will we care.
UPDATE:
Verdict: He be goin' to jail.
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