Tis the season... for slaughtering infidels!

Perhaps some of you have seen the new USPS stamp that celebrates islam. I suppose it's aimed at all those moderate muslims who are so hard to find these days. (in their defense, allah calls moderate muslims infidels as well, so they're probably just trying to avoid slaughter themselves)

I don't know if it's better or worse than the Kwanzaa stamp that celebrates that imaginary "holiday".

To their credit, at least the folks who celebrate Kwanzaa don't spend their holidays planning and performing the slaughter of infidels. (FYI, those of you who get christmas cards from the Holmes family, they may arrive with a Kwanzaa stamp. If so, you win a prize. The prize? Diversity! The postal worker always gives me strange looks when I buy those every year.)

Back to the islamic stamp. I took the liberty of going to my local mosque to get the stamp translated. I was curious about what all those squiggly lines actually said. My local imam was happy to help as his beheadings schedule was light that day.

"At this special time of year, we pledge to take a short break from killing all of you. It is a special season where we hope you will forget all our bombings, hijackings, beheadings, mass slaughter and killing of children in school seiges. We hope you'll set aside that we're currently executing a global jihad bent on sending western civilization back to the dark ages, and enslaving you all in islamic theocracy. Thank you for your willingness to allow us unfettered access to your legal system so that we may utilize your politically correct 'civil rights' infrastructure to cloak our organization and planning. Happy holidays."

Thank goodness. I was worried that the stamp might have held a message of intolerance instead of peace. Tis the season!

(Hat-tip: The Wily Canuck)

UPDATE:

I've been notified that my criticism of government-dictated winter diversity stampage will not be looked upon kindly by the Commissar.