Kerry refuses to concede

Kerry refuses to concede because Theresa won't let him - plus he's an asshole.

Well, we're seeing what I expected. What we have here is an elitist bastard who is in denial that he has been soundly rejected by the American public. There is so much good news this morning, it's hard to get it all in, so it will be peppered here throughout the day as blissful election fallout.

The bottom line is that Shrubya has won re-election. Bush has won Iowa, Ohio and New Mexico. The Dim-O-Cracks are placing false hope in provisional ballots that have no chance of giving Lurch a victory there. It's a cover for their refusal to believe that the country couldn't possibly elect that idiot again.

Well, we did, and it's all over. Lurch is showing what we've seen throughout the campaign - he is completely devoid of class. Despite his millions, he is still a piece of trash who wouldn't know class if it slapped his mouth loose. He even found the perfect classless eurotrash billionaire wife host for his parasitical needs.

We certainly dodged a bullet having these assholes as First Family.

UPDATE:

Rusty explains it all:

9:32 AM UPDATE:

Drudge has this at the top of his page: KERRY: NO SURRENDER...

I have a feeling that it's meant as more of a joke than an actual news flash.