Foreign-born presidents? Shitty idea!

There is a sub-sect of Republicrats who mistakenly think that it's a good idea to amend the U.S. Constitution to allow foreign-born candidates to run for President.

This whole movement came about as the result of some dimwits who think that Ahhnnuulllld Schwarzenegger is the second coming of Ronald Reagan. Well, he's not, and he should never be allowed near the Oval Office. Sure, he's a better Governor than Red Davis was, but a ham sandwich would be a better Governor than Red Davis.

I don't care how conservative the candidate is - in fact, I don't care if the candidate agrees with every freaking one of my views - a foreigner should never be allowed to become President of the United States. There was a reason that our founding fathers structured the Constitution to keep foreigners out of the office - pure and simple loyalty. I don't trust Ahhhnnnulllld any more than I would the Prime Minister of Nepal, whoever the hell that is.

While being American-born doesn't mean you won't turn into a traitor, it does increase the odds of loyalty to our country.

And who is behind the current congressional push for Aahhhhhnnnnuullldd's candidacy? Why, Orrin Hatch, among others!

"Arnold has said for decades that he wants to amend the Constitution so he can be president," says a statement from the group. "Now, Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, Senator Orrin Hatch and others have introduced legislation known in Congress as 'Arnold Bills' to give Schwarzenegger what he wants."

Americans Against Arnold founder Alex Jones stated: "Arnold 's already running for president. His operatives have been dominating the airwaves, despite the fact that in major polls 80-plus percent of Americans don't want to change the Constitution so he can be president.

Jones' loathing of Schwarzenegger is clear:

"This narcissistic megalomaniac would have control of the nuclear launch codes if he were president – just think about that. From defending known Nazi Kurt Waldheim, using illegal drugs and sexually harassing women, I've never heard of a politician coated in this much slime."

It's not even so much that Ahhhhhhhhnnnnnuuuuuld is a scum bag, which by most accounts, he is - it's protecting our nation from future foreign wolves in sheeps' clothing that may beguile enough voters to take the reigns of the most powerful office in the land. This is such a horrible idea, that I'm aghast that it's even getting serious consideration anywhere.

And besides, you know it's a bad idea when Madeline Half-bright comes out in support of it.