Sunday Night Roundup

Well, as I spent the weekend on the road, I was out of the loop most of the time. However, there's plenty to bitch about, so let's get started.

Wag the Boob. Janet Jackson is so delusional - much like her plastic-man brother - that she thinks her bare breast was used as a distraction so that we could attack Iraq. Now there's someone who has bought into her own hype.

Why aren't the Olympics over yet? President Junior is going to the Olympics. Iraqi soccer team victorious? Still don't care. U.S. Basketball loses again? Funny, but not still interesting enough to tune in. Wake me when the games are over.

The French still suck. The french have burned down a Jewish Community Center. I think about the french every now and then - like when I take a huge dump. What a bunch of socialist, anti-semitic, lazy, smelly bastards. It seems like they're all a bunch of pacifists until someone puts down their wine long enough to say "let's go beat some Jews!" Only then do they spring into action - the rest of the time they're washing and ironing their white flags for the next surrender.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggh! One of my favorite paintings was stolen from an Oslo (Norway) museum. At least there is some humor in this story:

The two or three thieves, wearing black masks, threatened an employee of the Munch Museum with a handgun before grabbing the paintings, easily snapping the wires that attached them to the wall, witnesses and the police told The Associated Press and local media.

As everyone in Europe is disarmed, anyone showing up with a handgun can generally have anything they want on that continent.

Many museum visitors panicked and thought they were being attacked by terrorists.

"He was wearing a black face mask and something that looked like a gun to force a female security guard down on the floor," one witness, Marketa Cajova, told the NTB news agency.

In Europe, they're so frightened of guns, that they can't even be sure about identifying them. It was "something that looked like a gun," that fired something that looked like a bullet. Idiots.

Ed Koch is voting for President Junior. It's another dim-o-crack who knows that Kerry would lay down and take it from the terrorists, rather than go after them, as Bush has done. Hopefully most of the dimwitted "independents" will fall this way as well come November.

Well, there's plenty more, but the rest will have to wait until tomorrow. Gotta go unpack and what-not. Only a short week until the college football season begins. I may weep with joy.