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4/29/2004

You eat too much! You go now!

LAWSUIT ALERT!     LAWSUIT ALERT!

No carb couple booted from buffet

Sure, this couple is on the atkins diet, but I don't think you're supposed to eat an entire cow in one sitting. My favorite quote is from the manager, who defends his eatery by stating (on no uncertain terms) that they have "never claimed to be an all-you-can-eat establishment... our understanding is a buffet is just a style of eating."

You can bet your sweet ass that these two human trash compactors are flipping through the Attorney section in the yellow pages even as I type. They deserve to be compensated for being denied their 12th slice of roast beef as well as the emotional distress of eating at a restaurant called Chuck O Rama.

posted by Preston @ Thursday, April 29, 2004