Go to hell, France

The French, led by their spineless, corrupt leader, Jacques "The Worm" Chirac, are seeking to outlaw "sexist and homophobic" comments. That's right, you call somebody an ass-pirate, and you're going to jail for up to a year. Then you'll find out what ass-pirate really means.

Chirac is trying to force the law into the French law books without any political lubricant whatsoever, which is causing a great deal of pain and discomfort for French lawmakers.

If the bill is passed, anyone found guilty of making such remarks, verbally or in writing, would risk a one-year prison sentence and a fine of up €45,000 (£31,000). The law, which would make penalties against homophobia and sexism stronger in France than almost any other EU nation, has been pushed very strongly by President Jacques Chirac.

It was, however, stoutly resisted by right-wing members of the President's own centre-right party, the UMP, one of whom said that he could see nothing wrong in homophobia.

The proposed law would also make it a criminal offence in France to incite hatred or violence against women or homosexuals and to discriminate against them in employment, accommodation or services.

As freedom of expression disappears in the EU - you can bet your sweet ass that the United Nations will use this type of legislation to globally police the internet - making blogs like this one a thing of the past.

This is one of the many reasons why I recommend that, as soon as we're finished in Iraq, we annihilate France. France is nothing more than a festering open sore on the anus of humanity - rest assured we'll be doing the rest of the planet a favor.

Or, if we're really lucky, the islamofascists will do it for us, since they're on the verge of taking over that worthless hell-hole anyway. It would certainly be a waste of taxpayer money to deplete our munitions reserves by flattening those bastards.

Via Fuck France.