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10/18/2004

Global warming disaster claims first home

Mythical instantaneous global warming has claimed its first victim.

CORDELE, Ga. -- A Georgia man facing arson charges for burning his own home is blaming nine or 10 beers, and a disaster movie.

Charles Adams told Crisp County authorities he had been drinking while watching the movie "Day After Tomorrow."

Adams allegedly told deputies that after watching the special-effects extravaganza depicting deadly natural disasters caused by global warming, he decided to set fire to pillows on his bed.

The flames destroyed his doublewide mobile home.

I hope other movie-rental victims learn from Charles' tragic example.

posted by Preston @ Monday, October 18, 2004