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9/28/2004

More on vote suppression efforts

Jeff has received his official VRWC marching orders and has declared that Democracy is too important to leave to the voters. Now more than ever, brother.

Important update: With the 'election' 5 weeks away, our Cyberfraudwareâ„¢, aka 'Black5 2.0,' is in place. When the tallies come in, Bush will receive 99% of the vote. This crushing defeat will surely silence our adversaries & send them whimpering into the corner to sulk. (See Fox News plant: "Expert Predicts Phreaking Huge Landslide")

"HOWEVER - we're still instructing our forces to interfere with the voting, as we did in Florida 2000. You will be assigned a precinct station, & provided with the names & photographs of suspect voters. If you see one arriving, trip them or push them down. Club them over the head. If necessary, a cleaner (code name 'XRLQ') will be sent to break their legs. (See Fox News plant: "Precinct Mugging Just Awful New Danger".)

"A squadron of security moms has been enlisted by a pushy operative (code name 'Michelle Malkin') to ferry you from precinct to precinct, in case people become suspicious."

This is just the tip of the iceberg for outdoing our 2000 VRWC efforts.