tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76822522011-04-21T21:40:49.362-04:00This blog is the magnet, and you are steel.Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comBlogger4811100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-12874927841530516012008-02-09T08:29:00.000-05:002008-02-09T08:33:14.858-05:00

If you've stumbled in here, you'll be pleased/saddened/indifferent to know that Six Meat Buffet is not dead, it's just that our regular webhost at the primary domain is working on stuff and we're temporarily down. No big whoop. I'm sure we'll be back up in short order. In the meantime, go visit Laurie.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-22764742925452809932007-08-17T07:33:00.000-04:002007-08-17T07:36:22.355-04:00

If you're here, you were smart enough to bookmark our backup site at some point. Our webhost is running DNS changes and moving sites around and they say we shouldn't be down more than a day or so. Probably just waiting for the changes to propogate the wide world of webs. Hang tight and drink a little more to cope. I know I've already started.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1148315982052302092006-05-22T12:37:00.000-04:002006-05-22T12:39:42.153-04:00

My webhost (you get what you pay for) has disabled my database - I have a feeling this is because someone is hitting me with some type of attack. Does anyone have any tips on how to tell which queries are being hit using wordpress & mysql? Thanks (sixmeat-at-gmail.com)

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1139841990255245242006-02-13T09:45:00.000-05:002006-02-13T10:11:03.896-05:00

Thanks to an Instapundit link, our regular host has shut down our site for the remainder of the day. That's why you're here. Our regular site will be back up in the morning - bookmark it because we're usually either hilarious, maddening, offensive or mildly amusing, but seldom boring - sixmeatbuffet.com. The original post follows as written by Six Meat staffer Smantix: The Shot Heard Round

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1132770266989186242005-11-23T13:21:00.000-05:002005-11-23T13:24:27.000-05:00

If anyone out there has experience with apache web servers and knows how to modify the .htaccess file to redirect traffic, I could use the help. Email me at preston-at-sixmeatbuffet.com. Thanks to the Commissar and Rob from Say Anything for sending me some ideas.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1132757196225564092005-11-23T09:42:00.000-05:002005-11-23T09:48:59.886-05:00

If you're here, you've figured out that my main site (sixmeatbuffet.com) is temporarily down. This particular outage is due my Debra Lafave images being freakin' #1 in the google image search for the hot teacher. As I only have 10 GB traffic alloted per day by my current webhost (POWWEB), which is usually way more than enough, they shut the site down for the day after you reach the 10 GB mark.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1128953603259139062005-10-10T10:11:00.000-04:002005-10-10T10:13:23.266-04:00

You've realized that my regular site is down (www.sixmeatbuffet.com). It's been a nasty weekend for dealing with my current webhost. My email is down, then this morning the entire site was down. Now the mySQL database is down and I'm getting no assistance from my webhost. Needless to say, I'm looking for another host right now. In the meantime, keep this site in your bookmarks because

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1105063175709140972005-01-06T20:58:00.000-05:002005-01-06T20:59:35.710-05:00

This blog has moved to http://www.sixmeatbuffet.com. This is the backup site for those bleak times when my new webserver is down. So run along over there. You're missing cynical commentary!

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1103067843829405822004-12-14T18:44:00.000-05:002004-12-14T18:44:03.830-05:00

Things are going to be unpredictable around here tonight as I update Six Meat Buffet with the new WordPress blog. I'm hoping to pull it off without a major catastrophe, but I'm also prepared for the worst, so there's no telling what you'll see if you happen to pop in tonight. Fair warning, I say!

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1103039062498979302004-12-14T10:43:00.000-05:002004-12-14T10:44:22.496-05:00

I'm sure many of you are wondering what a Tennessee Christmas is really like. Watch this cartoon to find out.

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Sorry for the lack of mockery & hilarity round these parts. Should have the new site up at some point tonight. Hopefully before the end of NYPD Blue, which has officially jumped the shark. Good thing it's the show's final season.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102952787502002932004-12-13T10:45:00.000-05:002004-12-13T10:46:27.503-05:00

Things around here are going to be sparse for a little while. The lovely Lisa has transferred me over to Wordpress, and I've got some tweaking to do - so what time I would spend blogging will be spent learning Wordpress and figuring out what the hell I'm doing over there. In the meantime, go peruse the nice folks on my blogrolls. Well, some of them are nice, some are buttholes, but they're

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102889462738729222004-12-12T17:09:00.000-05:002004-12-12T17:41:20.476-05:00

I'm neck-and-neck with both Jane's Armies of Liberation and The Right Blog. You can shoot me up and over them by going and voting before the polls close tonight. However, if you're in Missouri and in a heavily dim-o-crack urban district they may keep the polls open an extra hour or two to "count all the ballocks." For once in your miserable life, don't let me down. UNRELATED NON-VOTE-BEGGING

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102822626623978692004-12-11T22:42:00.000-05:002004-12-11T22:42:48.136-05:00

The French, led by their spineless, corrupt leader, Jacques "The Worm" Chirac, are seeking to outlaw "sexist and homophobic" comments. That's right, you call somebody an ass-pirate, and you're going to jail for up to a year. Then you'll find out what ass-pirate really means. Chirac is trying to force the law into the French law books without any political lubricant whatsoever, which is causing

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102792279641348932004-12-11T14:10:00.000-05:002004-12-11T14:12:42.696-05:00

Right-Thinking Girl did it yesterday. Some Iraqi bloggers did it just the other day as well. Also see Armies of Liberation, LGF, Kesher Talk. So when does Preston Taylor Holmes get to meet the President? Well, hell, I wouldn't invite me either. I've got a bad attitude.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102786349592649292004-12-11T13:31:00.000-05:002004-12-11T12:48:31.016-05:00

Bill at INDC has posted part two of Dances With Moonbats - Moonbat Extreme! Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities brings us another choice billboard and a national protest this Sunday - because Bush was Selected, Not Elected! Go enjoy the moonbattery. Besides, what else are you going to do, college football season is over, so now Saturdays are back to sucking. UPDATE: Check out 51 Capital March's

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102782936643797362004-12-11T11:34:00.000-05:002004-12-11T11:35:36.643-05:00

Tomorrow marks the end of voting for the 2004 Weblog Awards. Thank goodness it's almost over. Friendships have been ripped apart, feelings have been bruised, alcohol has been gobbled down like spring water. And that was all just last night at the dinner party Mrs. Holmes and I attended! I'm flip-flopping again and urging everyone to vote for Six Meat Buffet in the Best New Blog category, as

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102708551799228762004-12-10T14:55:00.000-05:002004-12-10T14:55:51.800-05:00

Yep, according to the Gayometer, I'm 43% gay. And I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to admit it. Why don't you go take the Gayometer test and find out your own percentage, smart guy? Incidentally, 43% is also the percentage of the popular vote that President Clifford hoodwinked in the 1992 election. Coincidence? I don't think so. Thanks to 39% E.N. for the tip

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102695540668665952004-12-10T11:16:00.000-05:002004-12-10T11:19:00.666-05:00

Yeah, it's a feelin' stupid Friday Are you in a band? If the answer is yes, I hope it's not this band: Anyway, if you're tired of your band missing out on clutch cargo gigs because you're known as Apoplectic DeathBall, you need a new band name. "But it's so hard to come up with a band name," you say. Pish posh! Simply use this BAND NAME GENERATOR. And while you're giving your band an

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102690599644854542004-12-10T09:55:00.000-05:002004-12-10T10:54:17.880-05:00

I am declaring blogwar on all introspective bloggers - starting with those who have entered the squared circle at BATTLE OF THE BLOGS. Sure, I'm guilty of it too, but now that I've seen the light (thanks, Froggy), I'm comin' after the rest of you (metaphorically, of course). Exhibit A: BamaPachyderm. I'm posting this while she's out of town so she can't defend herself. Exhibit B: Cranky.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102684756706774742004-12-10T08:17:00.000-05:002004-12-10T09:26:39.010-05:00

Can someone remind me again why the hell I voted for this guy? The Bush Administration joined the rest of the tin-horned dictators in the United Nations yesterday in pledging support for its secretary-criminal, Kofi Annan. NEW YORK -- The United States expressed confidence in Secretary-General Kofi Annan on Thursday and said he should remain at the helm of the United Nations, an abrupt

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102647746885412922004-12-09T22:02:00.000-05:002004-12-09T22:10:09.483-05:00

Don't bring a rifle to a tank fight - Aaaarrrgggghhhh! has video of overmatched insurgent going off to meet his 72 virgins. Hope they don't mind the charred carcass. Chad engages in truly inspiring investigative journalism. Jeff at BA sends Maureen Dowd a Xanax-laced Christmas card. Yeah, I said Christmas, Maureen. International House of Jawas provides this link where you can vote for Team

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102646140676819852004-12-09T21:38:00.000-05:002004-12-10T08:38:14.270-05:00

No, not literally, you silly ass. This isn't freaking death metal. American Digest, using Allah's resignation as a catalyst, is floating a Blogger Death Pool contest. ALLAH'S HUNG IT UP, OTHERS WILL FOLLOW. WHAT TO DO? WELL, IT STOLE THIS FROM PROTEIN WISDOM'S COMMENTS SECTION AND I'M FOR IT Three words: Blogger Death Pool Many of us still miss Allah's wit and wisdom, but, unfortunately for

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102616404491330972004-12-09T13:16:00.000-05:002004-12-09T13:20:04.493-05:00

The eurolanche continues... Will it ever end? Also, can anyone translate these comments for me?

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102604664669043482004-12-09T10:05:00.000-05:002004-12-09T10:08:31.840-05:00

The Global Language Monitor has released it's year-end Top 10 Politically Correct Word List of 2004. The number one PC-Police thought crime: MASTER/SLAVE. REUTERS: In computer terminology, "master/slave" refers to primary and secondary hard disk drives. But a Los Angeles county purchasing department told vendors in late 2003 that the term was offensive and violated the region's cultural

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102598340996831062004-12-09T08:19:00.000-05:002004-12-09T15:01:50.823-05:00

Gunman kills four, wounds two onstage during a live performance at Columbus, Ohio nightclub Alrosa Villa. Two members of the heavy metal band Damageplan were reportedly shot and killed, including Dimebag Darrell, formerly with the band Pantera, the station reported. The other band member's name was not released. The alleged gunman also died at the scene, according to police. Shortly after the

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102562151790908662004-12-08T22:14:00.000-05:002004-12-08T22:21:30.720-05:00

This is too much. Scott Peterson's mommy asked jurors today not to fry him like so much bacon. The money quote: "I beg you to consider how he helped people, how he could do good," Jackie Peterson said, adding that "we mourn for Laci and Conner. And we mourn for Scott. If you kill him, it would be a whole family wiped off this earth. It would be such a waste." Hmmmm.... a whole family wiped

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102559396473311492004-12-08T21:29:00.000-05:002004-12-08T21:29:56.473-05:00

Some folks over in the EU's socialist utopia have taken notice of little fretty and I've had a Eurolanche! (That's a traffic spike not quite as big as an Instalanche or a Drudgealanche, but still good nonetheless) So welcome, all you folks visiting from Scandanavia (or close to it) at http://www.rob.nu/ and http://home-1.tiscali.nl/~kuifje/. Sorry about all that stuff I've said about the EU.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102558100294400882004-12-08T21:11:00.000-05:002004-12-08T21:13:08.353-05:00

(via Ravishing Light) I don't know how I stumble onto stuff like this. There's more where that came from.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102537062973352302004-12-08T15:16:00.000-05:002004-12-08T15:17:42.973-05:00

You're fat! In fact, so much so, that you're breaking the seats on luxury ocean liners. Cavernous Americans breaking chairs on the Queen Mary 2. DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102519163865237172004-12-08T10:18:00.000-05:002004-12-08T19:34:55.000-05:00

Well, not really, but he did have his first ever CHRISTmas program this morning, which I was fortunate enough to attend. He was a bear in the "living nativity" scene. Had there actually been a bear at the birth of Christ that fateful day, things might have turned out much worse, but thankfully some artistic liberties were allowed for this particular reenactment. Yep, I'm always a proud papa,

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102470175042604352004-12-07T21:07:00.000-05:002004-12-07T21:27:16.950-05:00

Everyone else is doing it, and yes, I always cave to peer pressure. I'll try to keep it brief. I'll only mention the contests in which I'm voting - if I don't know any of the blogs, why should I vote in that category, and who the hell would notice or care? I guess I could wait for one of those dim-o-crack buses to come around and drive me to the polls and tell me which buttons to mash, but I

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102453800353105752004-12-07T16:25:00.000-05:002004-12-08T13:39:56.283-05:00

2,400 Americans were killed on this date in 1941, in what is now the second-worst attack in our nation's history. National Geographic has an excellent memorial website here (via Jeff Quinton). Other folks remembering Pearl Harbor today: Michelle Malkin Solomonia The MUSC Tiger Froggy The Commissar Say Anything

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102444269389551192004-12-07T13:30:00.000-05:002004-12-07T13:33:37.920-05:00

Or is this just another moronic comment from another of President Junior's ship-jumpers? When announcing his resignation last week, Thompson spake thusly: "For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," Thompson said. "We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that."

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102427895607787392004-12-07T08:57:00.000-05:002004-12-07T08:58:15.606-05:00

All 12 finalists for the open position of President at Tennessee State University are black, thereby setting a new precedent of approved exclusion nationwide. The 11 people still vying to become president of Tennessee State University have at least one thing in common: They're all African-Americans. That may not be surprising. TSU is a historically black school where three-fourths of the

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102394226676361192004-12-06T23:36:00.000-05:002004-12-06T23:37:06.676-05:00

Battle of the Blogs

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102369446916682312004-12-06T16:44:00.000-05:002004-12-06T16:44:06.916-05:00

Woman runs down two teens who accidentally hit her SUV while bouncing a golf ball. A WOMAN ran over two teenage brothers after they accidentally hit her sport utility vehicle with the golf ball they were bouncing in a parking lot, officials said, leaving one of the boys with life-threatening injuries. Isiah Grayer, 14, and his 16-year-old twin stepbrothers, Justin and Jamel Marshman, were

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(via Rusty) Violence erupts in Thailand after airdrop of paper "peace birds". BANGKOK (Reuters) - Fresh violence flared in mainly Muslim southern Thailand on Monday, only hours after the Air Force dropped an estimated 100 million origami "peace birds" to quell unrest which has claimed nearly 500 lives. Police said a bomb exploded at an intersection near a market in the southern province of

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102343048964083472004-12-06T09:33:00.000-05:002004-12-06T09:29:44.886-05:00

Just another in the long list of reasons to despise John McCain. First he tries to stomp the right to free speech with McCain-Feingold. Now the maniacal legislator wants government interference in Major League Baseball. As MLB is not yet government-owned, it's none of the government's business what the hell goes on. On the other hand, if McCain spends his energies reforming baseball, which I

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102340220551910512004-12-06T08:36:00.000-05:002004-12-06T08:42:49.120-05:00

Gunmen have raided the U.S. Consulate in Jidda, Saudi Arabia and taken 18 staff members hostage. Four Saudi guards were also killed and 18 members of the consulate's local staff were taken hostage, Reuters quoted security officials as saying. Television footage broadcast by Arab channels showed plumes of smoke rising from the building located in the Red Sea city. The attack took place at 11 a.m

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102299671856050442004-12-05T22:02:00.000-05:002004-12-05T22:02:34.053-05:00

I'm breaking the Fourth Blog Commandment, but so what? Who the hell does Rusty think he is? Moses? The cheating continues in the Bloggies. Even the Daily Kock is getting in on the cheating. Hell, the damn liberals can't help but cheat - even when it's something as innocuous as the bloggies. Cheating is in their blood - consequence-free dishonesty is their birthright. All the while, Jane

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102187542001978032004-12-04T14:12:00.000-05:002004-12-04T14:12:22.003-05:00

Since I'll be out of touch for the rest of the weekend and won't be able to ACTUALLY liveblog the SEC Championship game for fellow Vol fans, I'll go ahead and do it in advance. Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Auburn! Touchdown Tennessee! Safety Auburn! (Don't ask me how, I don't know) Field Goal Tennessee! Touchdown

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102186255483161612004-12-04T14:05:00.000-05:002004-12-04T14:07:33.086-05:00

Apparently, you're not supposed to speak ill will of the Hmongs either, under penalty of getting shot in the back on your own property. Say Uncle has been all over the Hmong hunter shooting in Wisconsin since it broke. Along the way, he also linked to Reasonable Nut, which did some rather humorous and pointed analysis of the the media coverage of murderous Hmong Chai Soua Vang's rampage.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102180148275686372004-12-04T12:09:00.000-05:002004-12-04T12:10:40.796-05:00

Macktastic Rusty Wicked has been layin' it down this week on the Religion of Peace™. After enduring threatening e-mails - primarily from the socialist utopia of Europe - Wicked said, bring it on, bitches! Some choice quotes: An Imam and Kofi Annan walk down the street and see a little boy. The Imam says "lets screw him" and Annan says "out of what?" Q: What did Muhammed's navy and camels have

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102178134131614752004-12-04T11:30:00.000-05:002004-12-04T11:35:34.130-05:00

Un-named and possibly imaginary sources have tipped me off to possible voter fraud as Jane's Armies of Liberation continues to rack up votes at an alarming - and possibly controversial rate - daring to pass Six Meat Buffet in the balloting for Best New Blog of 2004. David Boies and Warren Christopher have been sent to Wizbang headquarters to investigate this possible vote corruption. DEVELOPING

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102107691775171832004-12-03T15:59:00.000-05:002004-12-03T16:08:08.890-05:00

Bill at INDC has resumed his moonbat research. If you want an up-close and personal look at this mysterious creature, you owe it to yourself to go and read his exhaustive report on the not-so-elusive moonbat. When I first started my blog-reading addiction, it was INDC's moonbat research that got me hooked. Don't miss out.

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102095670984727282004-12-03T13:04:00.000-05:002004-12-03T13:11:20.586-05:00

The college football coaching carousel is getting even more interesting. GATORS Reports are out this morning that Utah coach and hot commodity Urban Meyer will be the new head coach at Florida. I just heard this news on Tony Basilio's sports talk show (ESPN 1180 in Knoxville - 100 watts of power!) and this CBS report seems to back up the story. IRISH This also means that Meyer doesn't

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1102080282002034722004-12-03T08:25:00.000-05:002004-12-03T13:15:39.333-05:00

Over at Glenn Beck's place. Oh, you haven't heard of RamaHanuKwanzMas? It's the new Government Sanctioned™ Non-Offensive Winter Holiday guaranteed not to offend anyone but the Wiccans. They're not a big enough constituency to matter. Start stocking up on these items for your kids, so they'll be prepared for the holidays at their Government Schools™. You may also want to send them to a

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By some divine intervention or catastrophic drunken error, Six Meat Buffet has made the cut in the 2004 Weblog Awards. I figure they must have just put all the candidates in a hat and I got lucky. Anyway, I made the list of candidates for "Best New Blog". You can go vote for me here: http://2004weblogawards.com/archives/000078.php. Also, don't forget to go to the main voting page to vote for

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The Llamabutchers were so smitten with Little Fretty that they've challenged their throngs of followers to a Photoshop contest. Photoshopping was the first thing I thought of when I saw that hot rock slut with Little Fretty as well, but the only ideas I could come up with were gratuitously sexual and offensive, so it's probably better that folks with greater restraint take the lead. Some nice

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In case you've been sitting in your basement playing Dungeons & Dragons all week, you're probably not aware that the Supreme Court heard arguments regarding the use of medical marijuana on Monday. Like many SCOTUS cases, the answer in this one should be simple, leave it up to the states. Unlike many cases that make it up the chain of litigation, this appears to be a good case from the

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1101993733703511652004-12-02T08:21:00.000-05:002004-12-02T08:22:13.703-05:00

Pardon my french... (via Ace) First of all, if you haven't seen Team America: World Police, you are stupid. Go see it now, dumb ass. Next, someone has taken the Team America theme (which is gut-splittingly hilarious) and put together a shockwave MONTAGE! to the music and it's brilliant. It is not safe for work, however. Watch it at your peril.

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Because it's World AIDS Day. Didn't you know that? In honor of World AIDS Day, we're offering some health tips on how NOT to get AIDS. We do a lot of public service work here at Six Meat Buffet, and nothing is more important than AIDS, because everybody has AIDS. I know what you're thinking, "Magic Johnson got it and he's fine and dandy." Well, slap that notion right out of your head. The

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Perhaps some of you have seen the new USPS stamp that celebrates islam. I suppose it's aimed at all those moderate muslims who are so hard to find these days. (in their defense, allah calls moderate muslims infidels as well, so they're probably just trying to avoid slaughter themselves) I don't know if it's better or worse than the Kwanzaa stamp that celebrates that imaginary "holiday".

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I don't know if it's post-election let-down, the upcoming holiday season or the rigors of everyday life, but I've been feeling like taking a blog-break lately. I've always tried not to blog when I don't have something interesting, offensive or funny to post, but lately inspiration has been lacking (with the exception of Debra Lafave - she is inspiring indeed!). And it seems that I'm not alone

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1101841940532385492004-11-30T14:10:00.000-05:002004-12-01T11:00:16.663-05:00

My favorite teacher/cuckoldress is back, and she's insane! (well, that's what her lawyer says) TAMPA - When a young Hillsborough County teacher was accused this summer of having a sexual affair with a 14-year-old student, many people's first reaction to the notorious case was, 'She's crazy.' Tuesday, Debra Lafave's attorney announced that his client would indeed be using an insanity defense.

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Q: Just who was the true source of the forged memos? A: The ghost of Edward R. Murrow!

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Red Hots are the best candy ever created (with Atomic Fireballs a close second). Why can't I find them anywhere in Knoxville? Walgreens used to stock the big bag of Red Hots, but now you're lucky if you stumble upon a bag of Lemonheads in that place. I'm like a damn drug addict jonesing for a fix. Me want Red Hots! Okay, sorry about that. As you were.

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The International Red Crescent has charged that the United States military has "used psychological and sometimes physical coercion 'tantamount to torture' on prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba." The report of the June visit said investigators had found a system devised to break the will of the prisoners at Guantánamo, who now number about 550, and make them wholly dependent on their interrogators

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Is it a nightstick? A marital aid? A super-sized circus peanut? A big nail file? Does she have Captain Morgan in her? Go here to solve the mystery!

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(via Boortz) I heard this story over the holidays, but didn't think much of it. Now that I've read more details, it's starting to fester like a sore. A fifth-grade teacher in a San Francisco suburb (of course, you knew this story had to come from the Soviet Socialist Republic of California) has been forbidden from using the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE in his classroom because it mentions "God"

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Those mother-farkers over at Fark.Com are predicting what Rather will do during his "retirement". A nugget: Those farkers are pretty farkin' funny sometimes.

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If the USC Trojans will simply put one more touchdown on the board, the lovely Mrs. Holmes will likely have a share of this week's football pool victory. Additionally, if Hawaii can cover, she'll likely win it outright, bringing her riches and glory unlike those ever seen in an office pool. Fingers crossed. Sorry for the light blogging this weekend - as if anyone's actually noticed. I had one

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No-good dirty low-down biatch sues American Express for allowing her to rack up credit card debt. NEW YORK (AP) It's not my fault. I'm mentally ill. That's the argument a woman is using to sue American Express for two (M) million dollars after she ran up nearly one (M) million dollar in charges and couldn't pay the bill. Prosecutors say the woman - 40-year-old Antoinette Millard - posed as a

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Johnny Walker Red and Blackfive have passed along a link where you can vote for Pat Tillman as Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year. It's a little bit confusing, but simply scroll down the little window on the left until you see a picture of Tillman, and then hit Vote. It would be nice if we could get enough people to move him to first place on the poll, since all the other candidates'

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We're nestled snug in the Western North Carolina mountains this Thanksgiving - and it's been snowing and blowing all day long. Definitely feels like Christmas up here - and we forgot our Christmas music for the drive home - it's my fault. One more Happy Thanksgiving to all you fine folks before I hit the sack. And for any of you who are going shopping tomorrow - what the hell are you thinking!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, steadfast conservatives and bedwetting socialists alike. Things I thank God for: the lovely Mrs. Holmes; our nearly-perfect offspring; my folks, sisters and extended family; my friends (well, those I haven't alienated with this blog); the fact that I'm an American and enjoy the freedoms therein; those men and women currently separated from their loved ones

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Thanks to the good folks at Burrito Diablo for expanding my stomach with their monster burrito. Ingredients include, but are not limited to: Chicken: It's almost Turkey Holocaust Day. Yep, that's what the PETA freaks call Thanksgiving. They've even got an ad campaign - Holocaust on your Plate - to go along with it. Not only that, you can "Invite Holocaust on your Plate" to your town or

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Dena Schlosser, 35-year-old oppressed mother, performed a homemade late-term abortion Monday, and has been arrested by the patriarchal Plano, Texas police department. The National Organization for Women quickly responded by making her a leading candidate for Reproductive Rights Superstar of the Year for 2004. The media is waiting for Katie Couric to come out in support of a defense fund for

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Everyone's favorite brutally insane socialist anchorman officially announced his Spring 2005 retirement yesterday. Some are speculating that this announcement may be tied to the pending announcement of the Rathergate investigation results. Not so. First of all, it's not retirement. He's simply leaving his nightly news post. He's staying on at 60 Minutes II, where he has a blank check to

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1101236861025992572004-11-23T14:06:00.000-05:002004-11-23T14:12:39.833-05:00

(via the Gill Report) Here in Tennessee, we don't have much sense - I mean, we voted for Dubya didn't we? As proof of our lack of refinement, here is a video of our Lt. Governor, the senile John Wilder, enjoying dessert at a committee meeting. No, it wasn't flan, it came from deep in his sinuses, apparently, because it took a while to extract. (not for the weak of stomach)

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If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair and agony on me. It's been a rough time for me lately. I don't mean to dump on ya'll, but you came here asking for it, now didn't you? First, I had to cancel that Russian bride I mail-ordered last week. I was looking forward to some Eastern Bloc action, too. I let some teenage punks live with us in our house, only to have

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For you local yokels, some sad news. Knoxville-News Sentinel sports writer Gary Lundy passed away today from a heart-attack. I always liked Lundy because he wasn't a U.T. sheep - he called it like it he saw it and wasn't afraid to take shots at the Great Pumpkin when he deserved it. From the News-Sentinel: Gary Lundy, an award-winning sports journalist for the Knoxville News Sentinel died

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Wizbang is putting together nominations for the 2004 Weblog Awards. I took the liberty of nominating myself in the "Best New Blog" and "Best of the Top 250 - 500 Blogs" categories. Hell, everyone else was doing it, why not me! I have no shame! If by some fluke I make it to a voting round, I'll let you know when and where to stuff the virtual ballot box - just like Doug and I did with the

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Five dead, three injured after confrontation between hunters in Wisconsin. Just before noon Sunday, a group of hunters staying at a private deer camp was heading back to its cabin, when they saw another hunter occupying their tree stand. Sheriff's deputies say a confrontation ensued and shooting followed. “One of the men was injured, he had a walkie talkie and was able to radio back to the deer

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Well, the weekend was dominated by sports news - with the riots and everything - so why not a quick Monday wrap-up? Blue-eyed white devil NBA Commissioner David Stern came down with suspensions yesterday of many the players involved in the Freewheelin' Friday Fracas in Detroit. And what was the real reason behind these suspensions? Why, racism, obviously. Just look at the players that were

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While Tennessee again displays its complete inability to tackle, let's take a look around the Sphere™. Rob at Say Anything reminds us how the left is very tolerant of a variety of religions - particularly their favorite religion, islam. However, they're not nearly as tolerant of Christianity - and they never have been. Michele, Dawn and Ace are all documenting how ACLU-types are already

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Part-time rapper Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson of the Indiana Pacers charged into the stands and started a brawl with fans Friday night near the end of the Pacers/Pistons game. The game was stopped by officials with 45.9 seconds left on the clock after players from both teams fought by the scorer's table, with the pushing and shoving spilling into the stands. The public address announcer told

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There is a sub-sect of Republicrats who mistakenly think that it's a good idea to amend the U.S. Constitution to allow foreign-born candidates to run for President. This whole movement came about as the result of some dimwits who think that Ahhnnuulllld Schwarzenegger is the second coming of Ronald Reagan. Well, he's not, and he should never be allowed near the Oval Office. Sure, he's a better

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Since Kelly gave me some grief for last week's lack of picks, here are this week's picks. I would bet the house on every single game based on my outstanding track record. Tomorrow's NCAA games: Vols 28, Vandy 10 (they're so horrible, we could beat them with me at quarterback); Auburn 34, Alabama 16; Michigan 27, Buckeyes 14; Florida State 29, Gay-tors 14; and for Jeff Quinton, Clemson 17, South

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Yesterday's dog and pony show at the Clinton Liebrary (sic) was a stark reminder that our two party system remains nothing more than a dog-and-pony show. A few housekeeping items first, however. I know a lot of other people have mentioned this, but it really does look like a big double-wide trailer. Was anyone paying attention at the design meetings, or was this one big joke on the part of

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(via Backcountry Conservative) Here's the good news, Vol fans. We don't have to worry about Steve Spurrier returning to Florida to dominate us for the next decade. Here's the bad news: It looks like we will be getting dominated by South Carolina for the next decade instead. A report in the Tennessean has Spurrier taking over for Lou Holtz when he resigns - possibly at the end of this year.

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California authorities continue to look for Nashville rapper "Young Buck" in connection with Monday night's stabbing at the Vibe Awards. I'm so proud. In unrelated news, Terrell Owens skipped practice yesterday for "personal reasons." Suspiciously, Nicolette Sheridan was noticably absent from Desperate Housewives' rehearsal as well, according to an unnamed source within ABC. Curious.... 11/

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After a delicious and luxurious chicken sandwich, I've decided it's time for some web dessert. What the hell, it's sugar-free! By the way, I got my first Japanese blog link (I think). I know you'll all be excited about that. Particularly those of you know how to read those nutty little characters they use. Johnny Walker Red is waxing poetic again. The Commissar has a very sobering, yet

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Outstanding cartoon via Cox & Forkum (via Right on Red): I finally saw the video of the "shooting" last night in Fallujah. After watching the video and surveying the situation, I no longer think the marine in question should even be reprimanded - he should be congratulated. He was reacting exactly as he should have - protecting himself and his unit. Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has some

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100636510536289402004-11-16T15:28:00.000-05:002004-11-16T15:29:45.516-05:00

(via Digger, Chad and The Jawa Report) A video has surfaced, via the enemy media (Al Jizziera), depicting the murder of CARE International aid worker Margaret Hassan. The video hasn't surfaced on the web yet, but it surely will. Like the two Simonas, who were rescued by the Italian government's willingness to negotiate with terrorists, Margaret was led by her idealism to provide humanitarian

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Vibe Awards attendees were shocked when violence broke out at the awards show Monday night. SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) - A fight broke out near the stage at the Vibe awards ceremony as rapper Snoop Dogg and producer Quincy Jones were preparing to honor Dr. Dre., and one person was stabbed, authorities and witnesses said. News video showed chairs being thrown, punches flying, people chasing one

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(via Johnny Walker Red) Al Reuters is reporting that a U.S. Marine shot a wounded Iraqi insurgent dead in a mosque in Fallujah. Upon hearing this story, my initial reaction was, I'm glad they're doing their job. LONDON (Reuters) - A television pool report by U.S. network NBC says that a U.S. Marine shot dead an unarmed and wounded Iraqi prisoner in a mosque in Falluja. The Iraqi was one of

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She kicks ass - and she's going to be the next Secretary of State. No, she's not going to be taking dictation and typing memos and getting coffee, you misogynistic bastard, she's going to be telling other heads of state to cram it in their ass if they don't tow the line (albeit, tactfully). Dominatrix Condi. It's about time she had a true power position. I wonder if President Junior will

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100547839428547122004-11-15T14:42:00.000-05:002004-11-16T08:35:54.703-05:00

But I still do. Man sets himself on fire outside White House. Fortunately for a few bystanders, they had marshmallows on sticks at the ready. 4 PM UPDATE: More details have emerged and I've learned that it's okay to laugh at this one. Apparently this bearded madman set himself on fire shouting "allah!". Why don't more radical islamists take this approach? See, islamofascists, you don't

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100529599282483192004-11-15T09:38:00.000-05:002004-11-15T10:43:39.383-05:00

(via Drudge Siren Alert). Things are coming together nicely for the Second Term of Evil. UPDATE: Jeff Quinton, Digger, JWR and Rob all have more info. Rob isn't sure how he feels about Powell's departure. I, on the other hand, am tickled pink. There's no chance he's running for the GOP in '08 either - if he does, he'll run as a Dim-O-Crack with McCain as his running mate. According to Fox

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With all this blue state secession talk, it's hard not to speculate as to whether or not we're heading for another Civil War. Now someone has sent me this brilliant example of leftist tolerance and understanding: fuckthesouth.com. It's basically one big rant from some stereotypical blue state elitist, attacking us Red Staters, urging us to leave the country. Some pithy nuggets: Fuck the South

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100377077006698662004-11-13T15:27:00.000-05:002004-11-13T15:29:11.983-05:00

Is there anything more interesting than the lives of celebrities? Absolutely not. When I'm not reading US, I'm reading People. When I'm not reading People, I'm reading the Enquirer. When I'm not reading the Enquirer, I'm reading the Globe. Oh, I could go on. So Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are being sued for attacking a couple of photographers, causing emotional distress and great

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100295142938680902004-11-12T16:35:00.000-05:002004-11-12T16:35:22.506-05:00

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting anything else done today, so might as well take a stroll around the 'sphere. Just read Rusty's love letter from a Frenchie. They are a hilarious cheese-eating bunch of surrender-socialist nitwits, aren't they? If you're worried about what will become of Arafish's widow, don't worry. She's still going to be the First Lady of France. Plus, she'll eke by on

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100292883281731872004-11-12T15:51:00.000-05:002004-11-12T16:13:20.416-05:00

Am I supposed to be excited about this Fox News Alert I received regarding the Scott Peterson verdict being announced at 4 pm EST? (That's in 10 minutes) Will Greta Von Horseface be reading the verdict out of the corner of her mouth? Has the jury finally gotten so sick of one another that they've agreed just to get out of there? Does anyone besides Fox News care? Are Laci Peterson and

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(via Passionate America) It was nice to see President Junior tell Spain's Cowardly Lion Zapatero that he was too busy to yap. However, Junior was not too busy to meet with Spain's former Prime Minister, Jose Maria Aznar, which was a nice poke-in-the-eye for the new mini-France. As Wild Bill aptly puts it, "It seems Bush is just too busy fighting TERRORISM to take calls from a TERRORIST

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100267159484432222004-11-12T09:00:00.000-05:002004-11-12T10:55:56.760-05:00

Well, they didn't get to have one of their car swarms, but they did get to have a casket swarm. It is a surprise that they didn't crack the casket open and start tossing the corpse around like a crowdsurfer at a Red Hot Chili Peppers show. They suck almost as bad as Arafish. A friend suggested that Arafish should be buried next to the Wailing Wall. That way, those awful Jews wouldn't have

Prestonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16814409055783320767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682252.post-1100226792058122582004-11-11T22:10:00.000-05:002004-11-12T09:50:03.726-05:00

I can't let this day go by without something more than a "thank a vet" message in the masthead. We have the good fortune of living in the most free society on earth thanks to men and women who have fought and died so that the rest of us don't have to. And with that, I say a big thank you to the men and women who have fought in past wars as well as the brave troops fighting on the front lines

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(via Drudge & The Smoking Gun) Bill Maher isn't just a socialist asshole anymore. He's a deadbeat dad and a racist! That's according to a palimony suit he got slapped with yesterday. NOVEMBER 11--Comedian Bill Maher was slapped yesterday with a $9 million palimony suit by an ex-girlfriend who alleges that the HBO star subjected her to physical and verbal abuse, including "insulting,

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After flirting with the grim reaper and his 72 virgins for three days, Arafish has finally assumed room temperature. It took French doctors weeks to find answers to the following questions: is he sick? what's he got? is he dead? is he not dead? is he just brain-dead? is that smell of death or the smell of islamofascism? why won't his wife shut up? Is this the health-care system that the

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